So that the stronger half will never be at half past six. How to behave when you are “at half past five” What does half past six mean?

Sometimes it seems that the whole world is up in arms against men. Difficulties with work, in the family, with children, and here is another one - with potency. Why does this misfortune fall on your head and how can you defeat it?

Medicine has stepped forward, and the market is flooded with products that, judging by advertising, will help with this problem (for example, the well-known “Deer Strength”). But can all manufacturers be trusted? Is it really possible to get out of the habit? various options"Viagra" and gain self-confidence? We tried to understand such a delicate, but very important (as it turned out, especially for Primorye) topic with the help of competent specialists.
Sometimes it seems that the whole world is up in arms against men. Difficulties with work, in the family, with children, and here is another one - with potency.

How to extend sexual longevity?
Taras Panasyuk, General Director of Primavtoline LLC:
- First of all, you need to love yourself. News healthy image life, exercise, eat right and develop spiritually. Naturally, genes also play a role here.
Some people are given by nature to be in shape and give birth to children until old age, while for others, problems begin after forty.

Alexander Yurtae in, deputy of the Vladivostok Duma:
- Men are generally more susceptible to various diseases due to stress and depression. So for us it all starts from nerves.
But I can say that a man has such potential that he can do without any medications calmly. I would advise not to go to doctors at all unless unnecessary. I haven’t been to the clinic for several years now. I quit smoking and I’m very happy about it. So you need to lead a healthy lifestyle and not overdo it with food and alcohol. Then there will be no problems with men’s health.

Vitaly Solodovniko c, executive director of the TFOMS of the Primorsky Territory:
- As a doctor, I can note that male longevity in a certain way depends on metabolism: the slower it is, the more years a person has. For example, the average body temperature among mountain peoples is 36 degrees Celsius, and it is among them that many men easily pass the century mark.
In general, the main motto of a real man is constant movement, like the piston of a locomotive! This means that longevity, including sexual longevity, is positively influenced by sports and active life position. The more a man moves during the day, the longer and more often he will be in demand in bed at night by the better half of humanity!

Andrey Volko in, producing editor of radio "Lemma", author and presenter of the program "Real Time":
- In my opinion, it is necessary to simply take care of yourself and your own health. I don’t smoke and I categorically don’t recommend it to others. It is necessary to maintain normal immunity, because without it the body will be susceptible to all diseases and disorders.
And, of course, there is no need to lead a disorderly sex life- catching sexually transmitted diseases is easy, but killing them in the body is not so easy. And you should not neglect the advice of doctors, which is something that men often suffer from. Then everything will be fine with you.
Territorial features
Unfortunately, in our region and, especially in its capital, due to its geographical and climatic features, male problems are especially common.
Doctors identify the main reasons:
* Vladivostok is a port city
Sailors spend a long time on a voyage, which means electromagnetic radiation, vibrations that negatively affect potency, and, finally, long-term abstinence, which provokes congestion in the prostate gland. And the result is chronic prostatitis.
“In such cases, I strongly recommend resorting to the old “old-fashioned” method,” says Valentina Rybalkina, an andrologist at the Family Reproductive Planning Center. - And there is nothing shameful in masturbation, as they say, not for pleasure, for health... I recommend taking such measures to everyone who is away from home for a long time and who does not have regular sex life.
*Local climate
High humidity and low temperatures provoke inflammatory (cold) diseases not only in women, but also in men.
* Total car enthusiast
...He goes to work and returns home by car, standing in traffic jams for a long time. He even goes to the nearest store to buy cigarettes by car. He even walks the dog while driving: he drives ahead, she runs behind... And cold car seats in winter, according to Valentina Nikolaevna’s apt definition, warmed up by their own prostate gland, also do not add health to men.

The less often, the less and less!

The andrologist of the Primorsky Center for Family Planning and Reproduction Valentina Rybalkina, the sexologist Vladimir Khludeev and the general director of Narcological Cabinet LLC Sergei Bochek explained to “N” what and how it affects potency.
*Libido
Its importance in sexual relationships should not be underestimated. If it were not for him, the human race would have ended long ago.
*Unisex
It has long been noted that the greater the difference between a man and a woman, the stronger their attraction: like plus and minus. Therefore, the more feminine the woman and the more masculine the man in the classical view, the stronger the attraction between them. But modern reality is such that sometimes it is difficult to understand who is in front of you - a girl or a boy.
Thanks to the mass media, society has formed an image of a real man - a sort of brutal macho, who is always on horseback, and smells so much that all women go crazy about him. These images, imposed by advertising, have a powerful effect on the formation of behavioral stereotypes. People are trying to put this into practice. And they can’t... Hence the problems with erection.
*Advertising
Sometimes a static picture is posted on the TV, and a voice-over talks about the symptoms of the disease and subsequent complications, including decreased potency. Maybe a man doesn’t have any disease, but he doubts himself, he will overthink himself, and all the potency that still remains will be lost... This is especially true for suspicious people. Therefore, advice from experts: ignore such advertising.
Or another option: a man feels some kind of problem, doesn’t have time to go to the doctor, and then an advertisement about miracle pills flashes across the box. The guy rushes to the pharmacy and starts swallowing packs of them... Doctors, by the way, have an extremely negative attitude towards mass advertising of medical drugs and believe that such information should be placed only in specialized sources designed for a trained audience.
*Addiction to doping
Some people can only have sex when they're drunk. And sober people are embarrassed by everything. By the way, dependence can also form on other drugs that promote erection.
Everything is good in moderation. And as soon as we achieve some effect with the help of drugs, the dose must be immediately reduced. Increasing the dosage is very dangerous, and the alarm should be sounded. And for each person this period will be different - from about a month to a year.
*Strong degree
In small doses, acting as a tranquilizer (sedative), alcohol even improves potency. But if these are medium or large doses, then there is no talk of a super-erection (or an erection at all in principle).
It is more difficult with the long-term influence of alcohol. Things are much worse here. The fact is that it is by nature a fat solvent. Alcohol damages fats, and the cell stops working as before. It loses its function, turning into a pseudo-living element: it shrinks, loses activity and stops producing hormones. Moreover, damaged cells have the ability to transfer their functions to neighboring ones. And if you stop drinking, the “killed” cells are not restored.
*Beer

A bottle of beer, paradoxically, leads to impotence: have you noticed how the appearance of beer drinkers changes over the years? A so-called beer belly appears, then obesity sets in. female type breasts and hips grow. The thing is that beer contains a large amount of plant substances that are similar in action to female sex hormones. And they accumulate in the body over time! As a result, we get active metabolism of testosterone: its decomposition into female sex hormones. What, sorry, potency can we talk about in this case?
* Lack of sex
A very important recommendation: have sex regularly. If this is not possible (you went to sea, divorced your wife), do not neglect masturbation. Remember, the less often, the less and less!..
*Smoking
This addiction turns out to have a worse effect on potency than alcohol!

*STI
One of the most common reasons sexual disorders - inflammatory processes occurring in the genitourinary system and sometimes provoked by sexually transmitted infections (STIs).
Nowadays it is customary to part with innocence at the age of 14-15. And unprotected sex is considered by lovers as a sign of special trust. Meanwhile, one contact without an “elastic band” enriches the medical history of a guy or girl with all the infections that their partners had previously picked up. If more than three sexual partners took part in the “chain,” then an STI is guaranteed. Especially if your immune system is weakened.
And a breakdown in our vitality can cause even the slightest stress. Tell me, whose life is stress-free? And alcohol, in particular vodka, which quite often accompanies sexual fun, is a powerful blow to the immune system. And champagne and beer are excellent provocateurs of infections. In 60% of patients some doctors cause sexual problems it became an STI!
* Manager syndrome: from “no time” to “don’t want to”.
Men have always been more socially oriented than women. In the first place is work, career growth combined with sexual activity. And yet, lately the instinct to preserve the species has been increasingly leveled out. At first there’s simply no time to think about family and children, but after a while we’d be happy to, but it’s no longer possible.
* Conflicts in the family
And they initiate a weakening of desire and potency in men. There is nothing more to say here.
*Frequent change of partners
To prove to others and to himself, first of all, that he is still a great lover. This problem is especially pronounced among mature men who choose much younger women, whose little experience and very moderate (due to age) sexual appetite allows them to look like real sex giants.
*Wrong behavior of a woman
This is exactly what sexologists diagnose, explaining false impotence. Remember - words hurt. What a word! A glance cast without due reverence at male dignity can kill the desire to have sex for a long time.
*Stress
Its hormones spasm all blood vessels without exception. Including there. During stress, only vital organs are supplied with blood. And a vicious circle arises. He couldn’t do it right away, and he’s already worried. Scare anyone and you'll be left without sex.

A recent study of the sexual behavior of men and women shows that the majority of Russians want to improve their quality of life. sex life. But it’s not enough to want, you also need to know how. One of the components of success is sex appeal. What is it?

Italian sex icon Sophia Loren says: “Sex appeal is half what you are and half what other people see in you.” It’s not difficult to look sexy, just take a close look at those who, in your opinion, awaken sensuality in you. By the way, the Latin word “instinct” was called “reveille” in Russian.

It’s worse if the point is not only to awaken desire, but also to satisfy it. The results of studies conducted both in Russia and abroad indicate that every third man faces the problem of erectile dysfunction. Erection problems are much more common in men than cancer or cardiovascular disease.

By the way, erectile dysfunction - when a man is “at half past five” - is most often a consequence of other, existing diseases, such as diabetes mellitus, hypertension and atherosclerosis. Therefore, doctors urge men to consult specialists and identify the cause of erectile dysfunction.

According to the results of the study, initiated by Bayer Schering Pharma, it turned out that:

65% of respondents consider sex to be really important;

only 55% of respondents said they were satisfied with their sex life;

79% of respondents consider a strong erection to be the main condition for good sexual intercourse;

63% identify the duration of an erection as a condition for good sex;

66% of men and women surveyed have encountered problems associated with a man’s inability to maintain an erection during sexual intercourse.

Taking into account the results obtained, Bayer Schering Pharma announces support for the all-Russian educational and awareness-raising campaign of the Russian Society “Men's Health”, aimed at increasing the level of knowledge of Russian men about the problem of erectile dysfunction and about ways to improve and restore erection, and consequently, to improve the quality of sexual life both partners.

Considering that the problems women's health Today they are discussed almost freely, no matter whether it is electronic or print media, it is not customary to discuss sexual problems among men in Russia. This means that if the problem is hushed up, then there is no solution. Today, only the lazy do not write about the demographic catastrophe in Russia. But few people talk about men's health, yet this problem includes the entire range of socially significant problems. And if there's a problem cardiovascular diseases really decide top level, then few people care about male impotence. Well, maybe the carrier of this problem and his partner.

Men should know that modern drugs can significantly improve the quality and duration of an erection. Despite the fact that modern medicine does not stand still, scientists have found that soy products can have a very negative impact on men's health. According to American scientists, men who actively use tofu cheese, soy milk, meat and other similar products have a sharp decrease in sperm count. The reason is that soy contains substances very similar to female sex hormones. The results of studies conducted by American doctors showed that those men who ate soy products at least 2 times a week had sperm counts that were almost 40% lower than those who avoided them. And among obese men they were even more pronounced.

But all these medical technologies will have little effect in our society. Because society is simply psychologically sick. Most men try to drown their disappointments and problems in addiction to tobacco, alcohol, or drugs. I don’t think that if we have anonymous clubs to solve men’s problems, like anonymous clubs for alcoholics, drug addicts, and so on, there will be a big problem. After all, men are accustomed to only boasting about their sexual victories and remaining silent about defeats. So wouldn’t it be better to create anonymous circles where the rumor about impotent male brotherhood will be elevated to a heroic act - a revelation.

Under no circumstances should you use such an expression in relation to your man, because it can not only cause the rupture of your relationship, but also become the cause of an incurable inferiority complex. After all, the literal meaning of this expression corresponds to the concept of lack of erection, a situation when a certain organ in its position resembles the position of the minute hand on a clock showing the indicated time. The origin of this expression is obscure, but it has an openly derogatory meaning. Although we all understand that no one is immune from failure and it is simply dangerous to aggravate an unpleasant situation with irony.

Most likely, the expression about half past five, applicable not only to the clock, but also to a man, means some of his health conditions, which are easy to describe in adult language, but difficult to describe using general vocabulary.

He's always at half past five - this is, in principle, a feminine expression, mostly. It means that a man is in no way capable of physical love. In essence, this, as linguists will say, is a kind of euphemism - a linguistic trick that softens words and circumstances. In such cases they say: Well, you understand. The hand of a mechanical watch, always facing half past six, looks very lifeless. Hence the figurative expression, picked up by wits who do not want to banish or speak directly about obvious things.

This expression is not so much strange as it is offensive and perhaps even malicious and mocking if it comes from a woman who mentions some man in her conversation. This expression means that a man has lost his masculine power and does not demonstrate it to a woman - to put it very mildly. To put it bluntly, the man about whom they say that:

means that he is not worth it or, simply put, he is impotent.

Half past five is the position of both hands (hour and minute) at the lowest point of the dial. It looks like the position of a non-erect phallus.

They say this about a man with a weak or absent erection.

1 This may indicate impotence. When it’s half past six (by the way, when it’s half past six too) the clock hands are in such a position that they resemble a non-erect penis.

2 I came up with another version. Is it usually half past six? — People leave work. And some people drink after work. Therefore, this can also be called those who do not want to work, who always wait until half past five and at the same time give in (he always has something that others will have half past six). In general, about lazy people and people who drink at work.

It doesn't mean anything special.

It’s half past five - the time on the clock, well, maybe the person’s watch is broken - and who thought of that?

The expression is more than strange, because if we consider the phrase as implying something - NOT worth it, you can immediately ask a question. And what is the normal state of a man under normal conditions? - Well, does everyone really walk around like this with their arrows standing up all day long? So everything is relative, and besides, who exactly measured the required angle? Maybe we just got the wrong woman who knows how to point the arrows correctly? In any case, this phrase is offensive and even obscene from the lips of any woman, especially in relation to her man. In response, you can hear something like this: I don’t care about you. What will it be like for a lady? - Of course, you shouldn’t throw similar words at men like you, otherwise it will suddenly come upon you when you’re not expecting it at all.

Whether to joke or not is everyone’s choice, I wish you never to hear such dirty tricks addressed to you.

Here's one last picture for you topic - true there is a girl, but the phrase is impossible would be better suited both sexes.



This means that a man is not worth it.))

And - absolutely.))

And there is no strength at all for this.

Half past five speaks volumes about this.

For a man this is like death. And God forbid if this happens.

It will be a disaster!

This means he doesn’t like you, or he’s already old. Well, or he suffers from something known.

This phrase can be used in relation to older men who have already reached menopause and do not get excited at the sight of a woman. But it also happens in relation to those men who have experienced impotence, although they are still young.

The captain stands at the checkpoint and waits for a soldier on leave.
Time 18:05. The first fighter is coming:
- Private Ivanov, you are 5 minutes late...


- Well done Ivanov, for your will, for your courage, nothing to you for being late
it won't!
- I serve the Soviet Union!
Here comes the second soldier.
Captain:
- Private Petrov, why are you late from dismissal?
- Comrade captain, I was on a date, I see it’s half past five,
Well, I think I’m late, I didn’t make it to the bus stop,
I grab a taxi, go here, the taxi breaks down in an open field, I look
the horses are grazing, I jumped on the horse and how I scratched, I gallop, gallop -
suddenly the horse is dead: fuck it, I ran 5 kilometers and here I am.
- Well, okay Petrov, go!
Here, staggering, comes the third soldier.
Captain:
- Private Sidorov, what the hell is this!? Why are you late!?
- Comrade captain, I was on a date, I see it’s half past five,
Well, I think I’m late, I didn’t make it to the bus stop,
I'm grabbing a taxi and heading here...
- Well, well: the taxi fucking broke down and you were riding a mare...!!!
- No, it’s not like that: .... I look - there’s a whole mountain of dead horses on the road,
Well, for now we drove around it..........

half past five

At half past five [stand]. 1. Razg. Joking-iron. About the absence of an erection. Yuganovs, 143; UMK, 166; ZHEST-2, 304. 2. Jarg. they say Disapproved About depression, depression. Pulse, 2000, no. 9, 9. /i> The answer of some scoffers who demonstrate their "wit" by answering the question "What time is it?" - "It's half past five, I’m saving energy,” after looking at his fly first. Flg., 266; BBI, 151.

Large dictionary of Russian sayings. - M: Olma Media Group. V. M. Mokienko, T. G. Nikitina. 2007 .

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